Partners in Crime

You ever fractured your kidney before? My friend did that recently - not good - it basically cost him a trip to the Grand Cayman - which reminds me, here are a couple of other things you might NOT want to do if you want to get to the C.I.:

1) DO NOT apply for a passport at the post office when you’re leaving in two weeks, especially after you were told to go straight to the passport agency (what up Aryeh!?). If you can’t figure the passport thing out, you should probably remain in the U.S., (this could explain the pitiful ratio of 1 in 4 Americans owning passports; probably more like 1 in 8 if you rule out those obtained to travel to Mexico, Canada or the Caribbean).

2) DO NOT go to the wrong airport an hour before you’re supposed to fly when the right airport is two hours away…….no joke. Packy, bro - lay off the Jaeger until AFTER you board the plane, dude...........(to be continued)
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