C'mon Over To My House....

Damn! Has it been two weeks already.....?? Well, for you folks of a certain age who are fortunate enuf' to not have to care about this s***, late March/early April is tax time, and the tax man has ADDIKT by the proverbial balls....Balance Sheets? Income Statements? Cash Flow? Inventory? What the f*** is that???? All we know is we finished our first year in business with a spectacular loss (which we like to think of as a "tax write off")........proof positive that we are (and will likely remain) America's best unknown skate brand -
F*** Yeah!!!!! Hey everyone! By all means, please continue to buy overpriced skateboards from the "Support A Pro" goon squad or cheap "Made in China" shop decks from your local retarder - uh, I mean retailer, cuz' we barely have enough capacity (approximately 400 decks per year and counting) to meet the insatiable demand for

GREAT LAKES MAPLE

that is lovingly cut, glued, pressed and shaped into some of the highest quality skateboards known to man IMHO.....
To celebrate our 1st year of total indifference to current market trends in the skate industry, we threw a house party @ 2300 ADDIKT Ave.

and everyone (or so it seems) was invited - ah, nothing like celebrating the discovery of a BY pool with 15 or so of your closest friends....

This one was called "Dead Cat Pool" for obvious reasons:

After watching Scott

and a couple others guys kill this ridiculously kinked, mega-vert pool with row-upon-row of 6"x6" tile and multiple levels of massive coping that was NOT user-friendly, we ventured off towards greener (and less-crowded) pastures with names like "Orange Cove" and "Selma" - that's the only hint you get, fool....!!
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